Here’s the deal, followers.
On May 11th, I will be taking part in a bike ride for the American Diabetes Association. Yes, I will be outside in the heat riding an actual bike. If you donate to my cause, it’s pretty much the same as riding except I do all the work so you don’t have to.
The ADA provides care and treatment for the many people suffering from diabetes (26 million in the US alone), some of whom are my family members and friends. It also funds critical research for a cure for this disease, so even if you live in the Arctic, you can help millions of people across the world by donating!
My goal is a minimum of $200. If you help me go above and beyond that amount, I’ve been told that I will be allowed to do the ride in top hat and tails (and fake moustache), or the nearest thing I can get to it without being a) a hazard to every other rider near me or b) a hazard to myself.
So please, follow this link and make a donation. Anything will help. If you can’t donate right now, please signal boost this. If all else fails, pretend it’s a fluffy chicken or Tom Hiddleston or a petition to do a Drake and Josh reunion or [insert other amusing donation motivation here] and donate anyway.
— Zoe Heinsohn (angusprunes)